The Horoscope of Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelensky.
Facebook archive. First published on 25.01.2024.
It so happened that Volodymyr Zelensky had worn me out with his politics, and the last drop of my patience ran out exactly on his birthday. I had received requests to examine his horoscope, but I believe this must not be done while the war is going on. To my regret, the red lines that must not be crossed are unknown to the president and his apparatus, so this horoscope is a consequence of their actions.
Every astrological symbol has different kinds of vibrations; on high vibrations a planet or house characteristic gives pure and beneficial qualities, but on low vibrations it is exactly the opposite: the qualities are dirty and repulsive. The irresponsible act of the wonderful comedian from Kvartal 95 turned Ukrainians' lives into hell - and this action is by no means one of high vibrations.
Hence my descriptions will be entirely a description of the low vibrations of planets and other characteristics. Of course, in any chart besides negative qualities there are positive ones as well, but today I somehow do not want to examine the president's positive qualities. So that my analysis does not seem biased, I will cite evidence of the action of the low vibration I am examining.
Date of birth: January 25, 1978, time 14:00, Greenwich correction 3 hours. I looked at charts in the range from one to 3 o'clock in the afternoon; 14:00 can be considered a working time. In Jyotish the houses are whole-sign, so great precision does not matter for a general forecast of the personality.
The planets are distributed equally: 4 above the horizon line, 5 below the horizon line - this gives a balanced personality oriented toward the material component of life.
The rising constellation of Taurus. Taurus has laziness, slowness, and stupidity as its flaws. For a comedian to run for president was the stupidest idea. Accordingly, it is impossible to get through to Volodymyr Oleksandrovych with arguments; stupidity will not let any argument through.
Saturn is also responsible for mind and analysis; for the president it is in the fourth house in Leo, the worst position of Saturn. Tyranny flourishes in his family; probably his parents tyrannized him in childhood, the boy grew up, but the worldview of petty tyranny formed his character. And he truly cannot understand how to do things correctly and well; for him tyranny is what is correct and good. He himself once said in an interview that he rules with a firm hand.
The expression firm hand implies pushing through one's will, one's intellect, because everyone around is stupid and I know how it should be done. With such a weak Saturn, here one can speak only of pushing through, while will and intellect are not something for a petty tyrant.
The constellation of Cancer occupies the third house of the president's chart; Cancer is the point of fear. So, our president is afraid of communication. He is afraid that someone will discover his stupidity and lack of education. Moreover, Mars is also in the third house, which makes Volodymyr Oleksandrovych a boor. And the Moon in the same house adds drama. More than once he has already shown that he does not know how to behave like a president; remember how he spoke with the military in nineteen, and his famous I owe You nothing.
How many political meetings were disrupted because of his boorishness. Such behavior is unacceptable simply for a person, let alone for a president. It seems to me that the office of president cannot be humiliated any more than Zelensky humiliated it.
The fifth house and Rahu are, on the one hand, KVN, and on the other hand a lot of alcohol, sex, drugs, and all other entertainments on the list. The only thing is that the president cannot enjoy all this; Rahu cuts the situation off in the middle. They have just poured a drink, time to run urgently; they have just made a line of cocaine, something urgently has to be decided.
Jupiter is in transition in the second house in Gemini. Because of the transition Jupiter lost its strength, and therefore all its spheres receive only half the strength. Hence our president's lack of education, but besides lack of education this is also problems with happiness. This person is completely unhappy, and that is why he strives upward: to presidents, to heroes, to saviors. All because there is no happiness, nowhere: neither in the family, nor personal happiness, nor happiness from stunning luck.
Volodymyr Oleksandrovych tries, overcomes the fear of communication, a conversation begins, but everything goes not according to plan, he cannot restrain himself, and the result is yanelokh. And since Mars is also responsible for aspirations, the president again seeks communication, and the situation repeats itself, making him unhappy.
I am amazed by the wisdom of our people; even without astrology they nicknamed him nano-Napoleon and bubochka. Clearly emphasizing the astrological characteristics.
I really do not want to, but I must mention some virtues as well.
First, this is Ketu in the eleventh house, in Pisces. Success with the public, success in society and politics. Pisces is responsible for loneliness; when Zelensky performs, he feels lonely, it is difficult for him, he is afraid, and from that he is lonely. Although Ketu gives him success in the sphere of the eleventh house and generously showers him with wealth. Such success is of no use to Volodymyr Oleksandrovych. The Sun is conjunct Venus in the ninth house in Capricorn. Moreover, Venus is also the ruler of the first house, which gives it additional points of strength.
Zelensky's creative work is popular; his money comes from popularity. But everything is in the ninth house, the house of luck and everything foreign and alien. It is also the house of dharma, the concept of good and evil, of what is right and wrong. It is obvious that russia brought Zelensky popularity; it made him. And it is very difficult to understand why dharma for him is merely a means to obtain popularity and money; weak Saturn, ruler of Capricorn and the ninth house, is unable to explain and direct.
Zelensky could have become a religious person, given that Jews are a very religious nation. But everything good and correct that religion gives did not touch Volodymyr. The low vibrations of Venus give perversions, and the ninth house, among other things, is responsible for law and legality; no one has yet managed to abuse the law the way Zelensky has. What he considers creativity has never been applicable to law and order. He is a clear example of what the usurpation of power leads to.
All the values Ukraine had have been desecrated and trampled. At this point there should be a long pause and barely restrained tears. It is not for nothing that Zelensky's latest nickname is servant of Herod, not servant of the people.
There remains the last symbol, which, I admit, was unexpected for me. His Mercury is in the eighth house. On the one hand, all the papers Zelensky signs, all the negotiations he conducts, are in one way or another connected with crisis and catastrophe, or with a monetary loan. On the other hand, Mercury and the eighth house are in the constellation Sagittarius. This gives our president a striving toward esotericism and even some esoteric knowledge, since Mercury is related to it. Of course this knowledge is not deep, but Volodymyr resorted to esotericism to figure out what, after all, is happening with his life.
Well then, here is Your horoscope as a birthday gift, un-honorable Mr. President.
And now the dangers that we can still avoid, and how to save the little that still remains.
Do not let Zelensky sign any agreements with Путин. It will get even worse. Do not try to get through to the president with arguments; he does not hear them. The phrase that opens the president's heart is - The people will like it. And it does not matter whether in a positive or sarcastic key. He loves his audience and hates it at the same time. It seems to him that he can still win back the people's favor. Do not take off those rose-colored glasses of his. Phrases like God wants it this way, this is universal providence, you have a mission also resonate in the president's little heart.
It has to be changed, urgently and irrevocably. This green herd should have been dispersed long ago. It already seems to me that anyone would be better than this.
Happy birthday, Zelensky Volodymyr Oleksandrovych.